1. davidbyrne:

    i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

    (via perfectlyxinsane)

  2. myheart-is-in-neverland:

    How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?

    (via perfectlyxinsane)

  3. fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

    cuadradonegro:

    obscurewings:

    I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

    It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

    If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

    thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

    this

    (via perfectlyxinsane)

  4. elmakias:

    So I’ve been talking to this girl

  5. (Source: ivorea, via perfectlyxinsane)

  6. (Source: storenvy.com, via piercethebeau)

    iguanamouth:

    youre gonna look so goddamn cool

    (via torhallatalaksdater)